Carpang is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, kind dove.

Carpang created time and space six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Carpang, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Carpang, he will turn you into a worm.

Carpang's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Carpang's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Learn five new languages a year.