Hapshavkin is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, caring raven.

Hapshavkin created the Sombrero Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hapshavkin, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hapshavkin, she will destroy your home solar system.

Hapshavkin's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Hapshavkin's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Hapshavkin's priests.

2. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Hapshavkin on top of important buildings.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not wear boots marked with gray.