Jadzanyambass is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, sapient salamander.

Jadzanyambass created dark matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadzanyambass, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jadzanyambass, it will turn you into a mouse.

Jadzanyambass' most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Jadzanyambass' Holy Commandments

1. Always remove hats before entering holy places.

2. Do not contemplate thermodynamics during the night.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.