Omtdidpig is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, merciful squirrel.

Omtdidpig created bats nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omtdidpig, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Omtdidpig, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Omtdidpig's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Omtdidpig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help frogs in need.

2. Hide from pink seals for they are unholy.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not wear gray clothing.

5. Always wear black.
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