Dapbabfod is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, generous porpoise.

Dapbabfod created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapbabfod, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dapbabfod, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dapbabfod's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Dapbabfod's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dapbabfod.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

3. Do not hop in public.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.