Dusstighit is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, weak dove.

Dusstighit created gold two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dusstighit, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dusstighit, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Dusstighit's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Dusstighit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never think about gravity near foxes while wearing white jumpers and balancing four iron spheres on your feet.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching zinc.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not travel during spring.