Dutkamquimwod is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sapient mouse.

Dutkamquimwod created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutkamquimwod, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dutkamquimwod, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dutkamquimwod's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Dutkamquimwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near pigs while wearing mauve stockings and balancing three silicon spheres on your back.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not keep five shrews in a large pit.

4. You must never eat lemons.

5. Put Dutkamquimwod first in all things.