Biggunfet is a god.

It takes the form of a large, capable narwhal.

Biggunfet created Asia seven million years ago.

If you believe in Biggunfet, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Biggunfet, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Biggunfet's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Biggunfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Erect seven iron sculptures of Biggunfet on top of important buildings.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.