Gubbapcibvil is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, unthoughtful butterfly.

Gubbapcibvil created tapeworms seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubbapcibvil, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gubbapcibvil, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gubbapcibvil's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Gubbapcibvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from titanium.

2. Never write about chromosomes.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.