Lak Didsab is a god.
She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, strong
lion.
Lak Didsab created a quark five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Lak Didsab, she will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Lak Didsab, she will turn you into an amoeba.
Lak Didsab's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.
Lak Didsab's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Always help sick moths.