Lak Didsab is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, strong lion.

Lak Didsab created a quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Lak Didsab, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lak Didsab, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Lak Didsab's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Lak Didsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always help sick moths.