Cenbestjatgil is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, charitable goat.

Cenbestjatgil created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Cenbestjatgil, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cenbestjatgil, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cenbestjatgil's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Cenbestjatgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch blood while unclean.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. You must love Cenbestjatgil.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always act with patience.