Niblipciss is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, stupid
goose.
Niblipciss created the Milkyway three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Niblipciss, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Niblipciss, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Niblipciss' most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.
Niblipciss' Holy Commandments1. Learn nine new languages a year.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Erect three silver sculptures of Niblipciss on top of important buildings.
4. You must pray to Niblipciss eight times a day.
5. Do not hurt grasshopers.