Fadcibhan is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, intelligent gerbil.

Fadcibhan created dark matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadcibhan, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fadcibhan, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fadcibhan's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Fadcibhan's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fadcibhan.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Erect six silver sculptures of Fadcibhan on top of important buildings.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never feed lots of strawberries to birds while wearing blue scarves.