Migbafceb is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humane crane.

Migbafceb created a down quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migbafceb, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Migbafceb, it will think nothing of it.

Migbafceb's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Migbafceb's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

2. Migbafceb must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

5. Never bounce in the presence of mites.