Citjarngiggup is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, temperamental lizard.

Citjarngiggup created gold six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Citjarngiggup, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Citjarngiggup, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Citjarngiggup's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Citjarngiggup's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not kill aardvarks.