Dudlabwig is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, quiet faun.

Dudlabwig created vertebrates five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudlabwig, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dudlabwig, it will refuse to believe in you.

Dudlabwig's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Dudlabwig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from orange voles for they are unholy.

2. Always help moths in need.

3. Never run near seals.

4. Erect nine silver sculptures of Dudlabwig on top of important buildings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.