Tailrigont is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, bad-tempered alligator.

Tailrigont created the world three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailrigont, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tailrigont, it will destroy your home solar system.

Tailrigont's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Tailrigont's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the west during summer.

2. Run away from indigo rats, for they are unholy.

3. Do not speak of ultrasonics near sacred fires.

4. Do not chant in public.

5. Always store parsnips above ground.