Listtamnat is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, resourceful dragon.

Listtamnat created a charm quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listtamnat, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Listtamnat, she will throw large rocks at you.

Listtamnat's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Listtamnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not hurt tortoises.

4. Do not kill ducks.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.