Tikgundot is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, proud hamster.

Tikgundot created the Sombrero Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikgundot, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tikgundot, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Tikgundot's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Tikgundot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near mites while wearing indigo dresses.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Do not speak about peas.

4. Do not travel during summer.

5. Never allow sharks to witness sacred rites.