Nabzigfet is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, clever coyote.

Nabzigfet created an atom six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabzigfet, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nabzigfet, it will turn you into a slug.

Nabzigfet's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Nabzigfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss enzymes in public assemblies.

2. Never eat beans on days of mourning.

3. Never fashion tools from ash.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near porpoises while wearing pink skirts.

5. Shun those given to cruelty.