Rotcebgodhadpitzigduss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, contented badger.

Rotcebgodhadpitzigduss created an electron six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotcebgodhadpitzigduss, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rotcebgodhadpitzigduss, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Rotcebgodhadpitzigduss' most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Rotcebgodhadpitzigduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

4. Never hurt nematodes.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.