Flisdunwon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, merciless snake.

Flisdunwon created water nine million years ago.

If you believe in Flisdunwon, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Flisdunwon, he will not invite you to parties.

Flisdunwon's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Flisdunwon's Holy Commandments

1. Put Flisdunwon first in all things.

2. Never speak aloud of signs.

3. Never mark doors with purple.

4. Always maintain obedience during holy days.

5. Never stain your feet with cyan.