Fotbogyik is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, grumpy wyvern.

Fotbogyik created the solar system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotbogyik, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fotbogyik, he will be very sad.

Fotbogyik's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Fotbogyik's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fotbogyik.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never mention snakes.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.