Hudfigyarl Fubgesstad is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, calm snake.

Hudfigyarl Fubgesstad created the world four years ago.

If you believe in Hudfigyarl Fubgesstad, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hudfigyarl Fubgesstad, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Hudfigyarl Fubgesstad's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Hudfigyarl Fubgesstad's Holy Commandments

1. Always share oranges with strangers, but never with moths.

2. Never talk about dark energy near mice while wearing blue dresses and balancing nine zinc spheres on your feet.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not eat figs.