Vilminmob is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, sage lion.

Vilminmob created Mount Everest eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilminmob, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vilminmob, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Vilminmob's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Vilminmob's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry voles.

2. Never hurt turtles.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never mention monkeys.
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