Kardamfid is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, slow giraffe.

Kardamfid created an electron eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kardamfid, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kardamfid, it will turn you into a rock.

Kardamfid's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Kardamfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near shrews while wearing violet trousers and balancing nine lead spheres on your hands.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never feed limes to ducks while wearing yellow tights.

5. Never paint your neck blue.