Dubgovhub is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, annoying butterfly.

Dubgovhub created parasitic wasps two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubgovhub, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dubgovhub, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Dubgovhub's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Dubgovhub's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain shirts during rituals.

2. Never feed lots of coconuts to voles while wearing yellow scarves.

3. Always act with humility.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Always wash your feet before prayer.