Nurldubster Cubvegkan is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, happy wolf.

Nurldubster Cubvegkan created energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurldubster Cubvegkan, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nurldubster Cubvegkan, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Nurldubster Cubvegkan's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Nurldubster Cubvegkan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Always remove stockings before touching iron.

5. Whales are not to be trusted.