Barndimmilstig is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, astonishing rat.

Barndimmilstig created gold three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Barndimmilstig, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Barndimmilstig, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Barndimmilstig's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Barndimmilstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not hurt otters.

5. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Barndimmilstig in the centre of the settlement.