Flis is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, emotional human.

Flis created vertebrates five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flis, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Flis, it will laugh at you.

Flis' most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Flis' Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry frogs.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never hurt shrews.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never eat bark.