Babwotdam is a god.

It takes the form of a small, idiotic lobster.

Babwotdam created humanity two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Babwotdam, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Babwotdam, it will destroy your favourite star.

Babwotdam's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Babwotdam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill badgers.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Never prepare spinach during summer.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never feed lots of nuts to dolphins while wearing magenta coats.