Flis is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, emotional
human.
Flis created vertebrates five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Flis, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Flis, it will laugh at you.
Flis' most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.
Flis' Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry frogs.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Never hurt shrews.
4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.
5. Never eat bark.