Doghompag is a god.

He takes the form of a large, smart hydra.

Doghompag created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Doghompag, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Doghompag, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Doghompag's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Doghompag's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.