Gomvinvigjop is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, astonishing giraffe.

Gomvinvigjop created snails two million years ago.

If you believe in Gomvinvigjop, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gomvinvigjop, it will be mildly annoyed.

Gomvinvigjop's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Gomvinvigjop's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick doves.

2. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

3. Never stain your head with blue.

4. Never think about chromosomes.

5. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.