Rulyaknar is a god.
He takes the form of a blubbery, humane
butterfly.
Rulyaknar created the Milkyway eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Rulyaknar, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Rulyaknar, he will turn you into a sparrow.
Rulyaknar's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.
Rulyaknar's Holy Commandments1. Do not keep eight swans in a large pit.
2. Never think about solid mechanics near seals while wearing pink trousers and balancing four titanium spheres on your back.
3. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.
4. Never eat coconuts.
5. You must never eat lemons.