Rulyaknar is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, humane butterfly.

Rulyaknar created the Milkyway eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rulyaknar, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rulyaknar, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Rulyaknar's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Rulyaknar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight swans in a large pit.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near seals while wearing pink trousers and balancing four titanium spheres on your back.

3. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

4. Never eat coconuts.

5. You must never eat lemons.