Vadveenzedhin is a god.
It takes the form of a gargantuan, tiresome
dog.
Vadveenzedhin created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vadveenzedhin, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Vadveenzedhin, it will turn you into an amoeba.
Vadveenzedhin's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.
Vadveenzedhin's Holy Commandments1. Never run near seals.
2. Always help bats in need.
3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Hide if nine great tits approach from the west.