Rapcenfar is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, uncaring unicorn.

Rapcenfar created light five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapcenfar, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rapcenfar, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Rapcenfar's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Rapcenfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sprint in public.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Feed all hungry eagles.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.