Wotlidrag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, effective fairy.

Wotlidrag created time and space three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotlidrag, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wotlidrag, she will make you grow a tail.

Wotlidrag's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Wotlidrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of fate in the presence of children.

2. Always look after injured hamsters.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.