Hotpakpiddob is a god.
She takes the form of a plump, moody
shrew.
Hotpakpiddob created the Black Eye Galaxy nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Hotpakpiddob, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Hotpakpiddob, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Hotpakpiddob's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.
Hotpakpiddob's Holy Commandments1. Never think about ribonucleic acid.
2. Never think ill of sick foxes.
3. Retreat if five badgers approach from the west.
4. Never eat pineapples.
5. Respect your elders.