Niltalten is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, sapient skunk.

Niltalten created everything that exists two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Niltalten, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Niltalten, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Niltalten's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Niltalten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always help sick hamsters.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Niltalten on top of all buildings.

4. Retreat if seven horses approach from the north.

5. Never eat melons on days of mourning.