Labbemmum is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, able naga.

Labbemmum created the planet Mars two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labbemmum, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Labbemmum, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Labbemmum's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Labbemmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt dogs.

2. Never bounce near horses.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

5. Do not commit murder.