Sawingnil is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, kind ferret.

Sawingnil created tapeworms five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawingnil, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sawingnil, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Sawingnil's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Sawingnil's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle titanium while unclean.

2. Heed all visions.

3. Always wear plain hats during rituals.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not consume beans at dawn.