Funkenpas is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, happy hare.

Funkenpas created the Sunflower Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Funkenpas, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Funkenpas, it will manifest in front of you.

Funkenpas' most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Funkenpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Retreat if four birds approach from the east.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near shrews while wearing blue skirts.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Feed all hungry cats.