Cabhaktarg is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, almighty gorilla.

Cabhaktarg created the Milkyway three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabhaktarg, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cabhaktarg, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cabhaktarg's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Cabhaktarg's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry voles.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always look after injured shrews.

4. Always treat frogs with great respect.

5. Never think ill of sick nematodes.