Xenweeyik is a god.
She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, confident
bat.
Xenweeyik created an electron seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Xenweeyik, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Xenweeyik, she will destroy your home solar system.
Xenweeyik's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.
Xenweeyik's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.
2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
3. Never think about electromagnetism near sheep while wearing brown shorts and balancing eight titanium spheres on your back.
4. Do not wear blue clothing.
5. Always help sick ants.