Xenfetdud is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, deceitful ant.

Xenfetdud created Africa five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xenfetdud, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Xenfetdud, it will turn you into a puffin.

Xenfetdud's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Xenfetdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your hands with purple markings.

2. You must pray to Xenfetdud three times a day.

3. Do not prepare gooseberries while filled with fear.

4. Do not speak of dark matter near sacred fires.

5. Never prepare strawberries during spring.