Farnnutjad is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, calm fairy.

Farnnutjad created a quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Farnnutjad, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Farnnutjad, she will be very unhappy.

Farnnutjad's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Farnnutjad's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ducks.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not take Farnnutjad's name in vain.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never wear brown hats.
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