Dudwanmetyimwadpidhun is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, kind finch.

Dudwanmetyimwadpidhun created humankind two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudwanmetyimwadpidhun, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dudwanmetyimwadpidhun, it will turn you into a mole.

Dudwanmetyimwadpidhun's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Dudwanmetyimwadpidhun's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at dawn.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always cleanse ash with water.

4. You must love Dudwanmetyimwadpidhun.

5. Run away if nine snakes approach from the west.