Batbabloop is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, bad-tempered wasp.

Batbabloop created the planet Mars six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Batbabloop, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Batbabloop, it will send you a sign.

Batbabloop's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Batbabloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six shrews in a large pit.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Worship no other gods but Batbabloop.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Never look in ponds.