Vigfembom is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, two-faced penguin.

Vigfembom created bats four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigfembom, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Vigfembom, she will not care.

Vigfembom's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Vigfembom's Holy Commandments

1. Remain bowed during prayer.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vigfembom.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never remain prostrate at dawn.

5. Run away from violet sheep, for they are unholy.