Bumdutxem is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, cheerful elephant.

Bumdutxem created energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bumdutxem, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bumdutxem, it will refuse to believe in you.

Bumdutxem's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Bumdutxem's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never sprint in the presence of elders.

3. Never mark doors with white.

4. Erect nine carbon sculptures of Bumdutxem on top of important buildings.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.