Spagsadgum is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, loving mongoose.

Spagsadgum created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Spagsadgum, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Spagsadgum, he will be very unhappy.

Spagsadgum's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Spagsadgum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about otters.

2. Retreat if seven porpoises approach from the east.

3. Never eat bark.

4. You must love Spagsadgum.

5. Never wear fawn kilts.