Mangepveg is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ruthless penguin.

Mangepveg created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mangepveg, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mangepveg, she will torture you forever.

Mangepveg's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Mangepveg's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Mangepveg.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not speak about peas.

4. Never allow mites to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Erect eight gold sculptures of Mangepveg on top of important buildings.