Arffedcingess Gemgennat is a god.

It takes the form of a large, ill-tempered wyvern.

Arffedcingess Gemgennat created the Large Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arffedcingess Gemgennat, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Arffedcingess Gemgennat, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Arffedcingess Gemgennat's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Arffedcingess Gemgennat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

2. Do not fashion tools from aluminium.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never remain standing at midnight.