Jattigart is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, benevolent unicorn.

Jattigart created the world two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jattigart, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jattigart, she will ignore you.

Jattigart's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Jattigart's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

5. Never jump near grasshopers.