Carhas is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, selfish lobster.

Carhas created the Sun two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Carhas, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Carhas, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Carhas' most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Carhas' Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

2. Never hurt manatees.

3. Never wear turquoise stockings.

4. Worship no other gods but Carhas.

5. Do not kill pigs.