Quagsomdab is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, quiet scorpion.

Quagsomdab created an up quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quagsomdab, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quagsomdab, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Quagsomdab's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Quagsomdab's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching aluminium.

2. Never touch oil while unclean.

3. Never feed figs to squirrels while wearing tights.

4. Do not fashion tools from lead.

5. Never eat spinach.