Nellistwap is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, amazing beaver.

Nellistwap created a photon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nellistwap, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nellistwap, he will turn you into a plant.

Nellistwap's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Nellistwap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Nellistwap on top of all buildings.

2. You must never eat rice.

3. Always treat sharks with great respect.

4. Never hurt monkeys.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Nellistwap.