Febjonfag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ill-tempered snake.

Febjonfag created the Whirlpool Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Febjonfag, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Febjonfag, he will come to you in dreams.

Febjonfag's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Febjonfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with violet.

2. Do not hurt dogs.

3. Never feed lots of coconuts to aardvarks while wearing pink corsets.

4. Always help gulls in need.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.