Lipsabraw is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, astonishing dingo.

Lipsabraw created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Lipsabraw, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lipsabraw, it will be mildly annoyed.

Lipsabraw's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Lipsabraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet gray.

2. Feed all hungry badgers.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never pour water over plants.