Hubnadrul is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, self-assured yak.

Hubnadrul created the Milkyway three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubnadrul, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hubnadrul, she will turn you into a duck.

Hubnadrul's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Hubnadrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your neck with turquoise.

2. Never discuss chlorophyll in public assemblies.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. You must love Hubnadrul.

5. Always pray immersed in water.