Fudwad is a god.

She takes the form of a large, passionate mole.

Fudwad created oxygen five million years ago.

If you believe in Fudwad, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fudwad, she will send you a sign.

Fudwad's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Fudwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of comets aloud.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Always look after injured moths.

4. Fudwad loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.