Flanjatrilgublarnzim is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, strong camel.

Flanjatrilgublarnzim created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flanjatrilgublarnzim, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flanjatrilgublarnzim, it will boil you in a big pot.

Flanjatrilgublarnzim's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Flanjatrilgublarnzim's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never wear mauve scarves.

4. Always treat dogs with great respect.

5. Never hurt tapirs.