Dutsom is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, awe-inspiring
dingo.
Dutsom created humankind six million years ago.
If you believe in
Dutsom, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Dutsom, it will destroy your home galaxy.
Dutsom's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.
Dutsom's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.
2. Never think about chromosomes.
3. Learn four new languages a year.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Dutsom on top of all buildings.