Dutsom is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, awe-inspiring dingo.

Dutsom created humankind six million years ago.

If you believe in Dutsom, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dutsom, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Dutsom's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Dutsom's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

2. Never think about chromosomes.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Dutsom on top of all buildings.