Nartkiklapcum Librillyim Handubbeg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, strong cat.

Nartkiklapcum Librillyim Handubbeg created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartkiklapcum Librillyim Handubbeg, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nartkiklapcum Librillyim Handubbeg, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Nartkiklapcum Librillyim Handubbeg's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Nartkiklapcum Librillyim Handubbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never talk about dark matter.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Eagles are not to be trusted.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nartkiklapcum Librillyim Handubbeg.