Guplitman is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, slow dragonfly.

Guplitman created the planet Earth six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Guplitman, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Guplitman, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Guplitman's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Guplitman's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not cook food in pots.