Gattargvan is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, loving
crocodile.
Gattargvan created humanity five million years ago.
If you believe in
Gattargvan, he will not care.
If you do not believe in
Gattargvan, he will send you a sign.
Gattargvan's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.
Gattargvan's Holy Commandments1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
2. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.
3. Run away if three mites approach from the north.
4. Never paint your neck pink.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.