Camnuttjan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, humane chinchilla.

Camnuttjan created time and space nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Camnuttjan, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Camnuttjan, he will cry a lot.

Camnuttjan's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Camnuttjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about carrots.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Do not record names concerning moons.

4. Hide if six ants approach from the east.

5. Do not laugh at mountains.