Bugsugcib is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, unthoughtful hare.

Bugsugcib created a strange quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bugsugcib, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bugsugcib, she will have a low opinion of you.

Bugsugcib's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Bugsugcib's Holy Commandments

1. Bugsugcib loves shrews, so they must be respected.

2. Never think about electromagnetism near whales while wearing turquoise shirts and balancing four aluminium spheres on your hands.

3. Never eat peanuts.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Worship no other gods but Bugsugcib.