Cabquartpad is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely fat, caring
beaver.
Cabquartpad created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.
If you believe in
Cabquartpad, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Cabquartpad, it will not care.
Cabquartpad's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Cabquartpad's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.
3. Do not eat garlic.
4. Do not sit in public.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.