Cabquartpad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, caring beaver.

Cabquartpad created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Cabquartpad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cabquartpad, it will not care.

Cabquartpad's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Cabquartpad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Do not eat garlic.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.