Sawdutster is a god.
It takes the form of a large, selfish
dugong.
Sawdutster created bats six million years ago.
If you believe in
Sawdutster, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Sawdutster, it will send four elephants to rub you out.
Sawdutster's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.
Sawdutster's Holy Commandments1. Never run in holy places.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Run away from brown snakes, for they are unholy.
4. Never wear violet tights.
5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.