Yokpagkab is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, omnipotent yak.

Yokpagkab created the Virgo Supercluster five million years ago.

If you believe in Yokpagkab, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yokpagkab, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Yokpagkab's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Yokpagkab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Never touch ash while clean.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not resist balance.

5. Never eat oranges.