Fabcitlap is a god.
She takes the form of a slender, capable
toad.
Fabcitlap created the Andromeda Galaxy six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Fabcitlap, she will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Fabcitlap, she will turn you into a small brown duck.
Fabcitlap's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.
Fabcitlap's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fabcitlap.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.
4. Do not dye your hair violet.
5. Never pour water over plants.