Fabcitlap is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, capable toad.

Fabcitlap created the Andromeda Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fabcitlap, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fabcitlap, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fabcitlap's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Fabcitlap's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fabcitlap.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Never pour water over plants.