Bogfigtetti is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, benevolent gorilla.

Bogfigtetti created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogfigtetti, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bogfigtetti, it will turn you into a frog.

Bogfigtetti's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Bogfigtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Retreat if four moths approach from the west.

3. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near turtles while wearing magenta shirts and balancing eight silver spheres on your head.