Quafgathanbessiskan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, flying toad.

Quafgathanbessiskan created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quafgathanbessiskan, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Quafgathanbessiskan, she will make you grow a tail.

Quafgathanbessiskan's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Quafgathanbessiskan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate dark matter during the night.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always wear violet.

4. Never pray while filled with fear.

5. Never eat green fruit.