Doggamapp is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, vain chicken.

Doggamapp created the universe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Doggamapp, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Doggamapp, she will cry a lot.

Doggamapp's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Doggamapp's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from gray badgers for they are unholy.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not hurt birds.

5. Do not speak about lentils.