Dusscanpom is a god.

She takes the form of a large, calm wyrm.

Dusscanpom created silver four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dusscanpom, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dusscanpom, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dusscanpom's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Dusscanpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of order in the presence of priests.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never wear red dresses on sacred days.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Always look after injured foxes.