Ciptigbog is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely thin, boastful
slug.
Ciptigbog created humanity two years ago.
If you believe in
Ciptigbog, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Ciptigbog, it will ignore you and hope you go away.
Ciptigbog's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.
Ciptigbog's Holy Commandments1. Hide if three mites approach from the east.
2. Do not eat lemons.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.
5. You must pray to Ciptigbog eight times a day.