Sanpopsad is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, dishonest lion.

Sanpopsad created everything that exists nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanpopsad, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Sanpopsad, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sanpopsad's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Sanpopsad's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse blood with water.

2. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

3. Always wear white.

4. Hide if seven monkeys approach from the south.

5. Never wear pink ear rings.